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October 15, 2012
Here’s a Sample of other Chapter Titles in War Virgin: Small Penis Theory Tactical Tampons Combat Powder Room Combat Bloopers Night Vision Grope Bored in Baghdad Burkas and Boners Horny Iraqi Boys Combat Bikini Sparkle Be Gone
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If you’re looking to get laid in college, don’t go to West Point.  If you’re looking to remain celibate and have an accountability infrastructure reminiscent of the Vatican, then by all means, go to West Point.  There you will find thousands of rules that govern every facet of human conduct imaginable – including absolutely no...
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Who cares if I’m not allowed to have sex or drink booze during the war?  No big deal for me.  I’m a self-righteous virgin with a low alcohol tolerance.  I think I’ll miss praising Jesus on Sunday mornings more than my occasional Midori sour or wine cooler.  My fellow soldiers – not so much.  They...
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“Pull over guys,” I said to Steve and Wilson, as we drove through the desert back to our base camp. “Right here?” Steve asked. “Yeah this is fine,” I responded.  “It’s not like anyone is going to see us here.  Plus it’s pitch black.”  Steve stopped the Humvee and turned its engine off.  The vast...
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Dear War Virgin, I think my boss has a huge crush on me.  He often keeps me late after work, well after everyone else has gone home.  Plus I never know when he plans on keeping me around until right before the end of the work day.  I think my work is done, but then...
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Dear War Virgin, My boyfriend is really turned on by lesbians and bisexual women.  He wants me to hook up with another woman while he’s watching.  I am not attracted to other women, but sometimes at dance clubs, when I’ve had a lot to drink, I’ll kiss a girl to make him excited.  Now I’m...
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Dear War Virgin, I am a junior Captain in the Army and have been dating my boyfriend, also a junior Army Captain, for 2 years.  We are currently stationed apart and only get to see each other two weekends a month.  The relationship is amazing, and we are serious about wanting to spend a future...
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