“By the time I turned four, I knew exactly where my fallopian tubes were.”
“And this diagram taught me that it takes a penis to make a baby. By the way, this dog has a huge erection!”
Don’t let this girl loose in Macy’s!
They really ought to change the name to Penis Point.
Does this sparkle make me look fat?
West Point’s strict rules ensured I accomplished the following on graduation day:
Bachelor of Science
Chemistry Minor in Nuclear Engineering 2nd Lieutenant
US Army Commissioning
Virginity securely intact
I may have started the war with my sparkle (and this adorable stuffed gorilla), but did I finish it with my sparkle?
And just like the Lord appeared before Moses in the form of a burning bush, here in Iraq the Lord is telling me that I may lose my sparkle.
Nothing weighing me
The only thing sparkling in this picture is the beautiful ocean…