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Dear Saddam, You don’t know who I am, nor do you have any reason to.  I’m a 24 year old American woman who can’t exactly point out your regime on a map.  I first learned about you back in the summer of 1990.  I was rifling (pun intended) through a local New York newspaper, sweating...
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Here’s a Sample of other Chapter Titles in War Virgin: Small Penis Theory Tactical Tampons Combat Powder Room Combat Bloopers Night Vision Grope Bored in Baghdad Burkas and Boners Horny Iraqi Boys Combat Bikini Sparkle Be Gone
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If you’re looking to get laid in college, don’t go to West Point.  If you’re looking to remain celibate and have an accountability infrastructure reminiscent of the Vatican, then by all means, go to West Point.  There you will find thousands of rules that govern every facet of human conduct imaginable – including absolutely no...
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Who cares if I’m not allowed to have sex or drink booze during the war?  No big deal for me.  I’m a self-righteous virgin with a low alcohol tolerance.  I think I’ll miss praising Jesus on Sunday mornings more than my occasional Midori sour or wine cooler.  My fellow soldiers – not so much.  They...
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“Pull over guys,” I said to Steve and Wilson, as we drove through the desert back to our base camp. “Right here?” Steve asked. “Yeah this is fine,” I responded.  “It’s not like anyone is going to see us here.  Plus it’s pitch black.”  Steve stopped the Humvee and turned its engine off.  The vast...
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